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Re: Links Thread

Postby Hamwise » Sun Sep 03, 2017 2:53 am

John Smeaton claimed the most fame from that encounter, possibly due to his (apocryphal?) terrorist testicle-smashing and his "we'll set about ye" speech.

I was at the airport on that day and ran from the aftermath. Just thought I'd remind everyone (for the 50th time).
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Re: Links Thread

Postby smr » Sat Oct 07, 2017 10:25 pm

I am either ridiculously impressed with voice recognition or completely baffled.

"Dive Source SCUBA Watersports" Did you mean, Dinosaurs School for Watersports?

No. But please take me there, smartphone.


We see this kind of shit in Wales all the time.

I like this. I like how you handled this. You could've come right out and been "Some guy cunted that sheep," but you went subtle.
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Re: Links Thread

Postby Starky » Tue Oct 10, 2017 9:14 am

Iakobus1 wrote:
smr wrote:This is a thread I wasn't sure was exactly suitable for the "Sports" forum :P


True, but we sadly don't have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.

Brainwave: we should have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.


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Re: Links Thread

Postby Starky » Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:59 pm

Der Spiegel's interview with Macron

http://www.spiegel.de/international/eur ... 72745.html

This is very long. I enjoyed it, though. He doesn't sound as much like a reptile as you'd imagine.
Iakobus1 wrote:
smr wrote:This is a thread I wasn't sure was exactly suitable for the "Sports" forum :P


True, but we sadly don't have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.

Brainwave: we should have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.


Jose Mourinho wrote:The style of how we play is very important. But it is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem.


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Re: Links Thread

Postby smr » Fri Oct 20, 2017 7:51 pm

I am either ridiculously impressed with voice recognition or completely baffled.

"Dive Source SCUBA Watersports" Did you mean, Dinosaurs School for Watersports?

No. But please take me there, smartphone.


We see this kind of shit in Wales all the time.

I like this. I like how you handled this. You could've come right out and been "Some guy cunted that sheep," but you went subtle.
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