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Re: Links Thread

Postby smr » Mon Jan 16, 2017 12:36 pm

What time to be alive.

Trump was right to go for the germaphobe angle, though. I've not heard anyone reject the idea that the video of him getting peed on by two prostitutes probably exists somewhere.
I am either ridiculously impressed with voice recognition or completely baffled.

"Dive Source SCUBA Watersports" Did you mean, Dinosaurs School for Watersports?

No. But please take me there, smartphone.


We see this kind of shit in Wales all the time.

I like this. I like how you handled this. You could've come right out and been "Some guy cunted that sheep," but you went subtle.
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Re: Links Thread

Postby Hamwise » Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:56 am

Well there's no Brexit down here, and some people seem only vaguely aware of Trump, but there is this:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/ ... -four-days
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Re: Links Thread

Postby Hamwise » Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:39 am

#MakeBMGreatAgain

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Re: Links Thread

Postby Starky » Tue Apr 11, 2017 6:50 am

Iakobus1 wrote:
smr wrote:This is a thread I wasn't sure was exactly suitable for the "Sports" forum :P


True, but we sadly don't have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.

Brainwave: we should have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.


Jose Mourinho wrote:The style of how we play is very important. But it is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem.


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Re: Links Thread

Postby Starky » Fri May 05, 2017 7:31 am

http://www.scotsman.com/news/glasgow-s- ... -1-4437269

Glasgow's top 15 tallest buildings, comment by antonrogan:

Not a building but doesn't Kenny Miller come in around 250m after big Jozo launched him?


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Iakobus1 wrote:
smr wrote:This is a thread I wasn't sure was exactly suitable for the "Sports" forum :P


True, but we sadly don't have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.

Brainwave: we should have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.


Jose Mourinho wrote:The style of how we play is very important. But it is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem.


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Re: Links Thread

Postby smr » Thu Jun 22, 2017 9:15 pm

I am either ridiculously impressed with voice recognition or completely baffled.

"Dive Source SCUBA Watersports" Did you mean, Dinosaurs School for Watersports?

No. But please take me there, smartphone.


We see this kind of shit in Wales all the time.

I like this. I like how you handled this. You could've come right out and been "Some guy cunted that sheep," but you went subtle.
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Re: Links Thread

Postby Hamwise » Mon Jun 26, 2017 4:14 am

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Re: Links Thread

Postby Hamwise » Sat Jul 29, 2017 2:35 am

Interesting and sometimes quite funny video about the new tech startup bubble in the US:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7vrCpWbmDw
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Re: Links Thread

Postby Starky » Wed Aug 09, 2017 6:15 am

http://www.scotsman.com/sport/football/ ... -1-4526140

since he was a boy

It was a pretty stunning goal, must be said again.
Iakobus1 wrote:
smr wrote:This is a thread I wasn't sure was exactly suitable for the "Sports" forum :P


True, but we sadly don't have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.

Brainwave: we should have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.


Jose Mourinho wrote:The style of how we play is very important. But it is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem.


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Re: Links Thread

Postby smr » Sat Sep 02, 2017 4:03 pm

Experience: ‘I stopped a terrorist attack’
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl ... experience
I am either ridiculously impressed with voice recognition or completely baffled.

"Dive Source SCUBA Watersports" Did you mean, Dinosaurs School for Watersports?

No. But please take me there, smartphone.


We see this kind of shit in Wales all the time.

I like this. I like how you handled this. You could've come right out and been "Some guy cunted that sheep," but you went subtle.
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