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Re: *EPIC SPOILERS* Game of Thrones

Postby Starky » Wed Nov 11, 2015 2:14 pm

http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Joe_Naufahu

Joe Naufahu as Khal Jhaqo apparently.

HAUS-SLAAVES DO NAATHING WHAAL WE REESK AAH LAAVES, SPAAHTAAHCAAS.
FAACK THE GAAHDS!
NUHZEELAND.

(will be amazed if they can get these into his dialogue)
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Re: *EPIC SPOILERS* Game of Thrones

Postby Starky » Wed Jul 27, 2016 2:54 am

Rewatching bits of season 5 before I move onto the rest of 6, I remember I wasn't that mad on it because it was predictable. Stannis in the books (from what I read anyway) is meant to be this rigid character with firm senses of honour, duty etc, but towards the end of season 5 when Melisandre says "you must kill your waen for the snow to melt a bit" it's kind of dull that there was no conceivable chance of him not listening to her. You'd have thought that, based on the character development of Stannis to that point, he would at least have been a bit conflicted and we viewers might have been at least a teeny bit unsure of what was going to happen next.

Battles, music, atmosphere are all great of course the whole way through the run so far, but I confess that it's really lacking something now as compared with the first couple of seasons: suspense and unpredictability. I was saying to James just after the end of season five re Junn Snuww "it's 100% that he's not dead" and, sure enough, here we are.
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smr wrote:This is a thread I wasn't sure was exactly suitable for the "Sports" forum :P


True, but we sadly don't have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.

Brainwave: we should have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.


Jose Mourinho wrote:The style of how we play is very important. But it is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem.


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Re: *EPIC SPOILERS* Game of Thrones

Postby Starky » Sun Jul 31, 2016 6:52 am

Rewatching Janos Slynt get his head chopped was cunting amazing but. One of the best moments.
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smr wrote:This is a thread I wasn't sure was exactly suitable for the "Sports" forum :P


True, but we sadly don't have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.

Brainwave: we should have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.


Jose Mourinho wrote:The style of how we play is very important. But it is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem.


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Re: *EPIC SPOILERS* Game of Thrones

Postby Starky » Mon Aug 01, 2016 7:47 am

Khal Moro was quite funny. I am disappointed that he only spoke Dothraki but I do fully understand that the immense Kiwiness would have been offputting/hilarious had he done his lines in English.
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smr wrote:This is a thread I wasn't sure was exactly suitable for the "Sports" forum :P


True, but we sadly don't have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.

Brainwave: we should have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.


Jose Mourinho wrote:The style of how we play is very important. But it is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem.


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Re: *EPIC SPOILERS* Game of Thrones

Postby Starky » Wed Sep 07, 2016 1:05 am

I'm inclined to take back my 'got's slippin now m9' comments in light of season 6 because it was excellent.

It's going to be strange next season with so much stuff answered and so many people dead ('so many' that is even by GoT standards).

Clegane's 'you're shit at dying' is maybe one of the standout lines of the whole show so far.
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smr wrote:This is a thread I wasn't sure was exactly suitable for the "Sports" forum :P


True, but we sadly don't have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.

Brainwave: we should have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.


Jose Mourinho wrote:The style of how we play is very important. But it is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem.


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Re: *EPIC SPOILERS* Game of Thrones

Postby smr » Fri Sep 09, 2016 6:17 am

It really was. He has come so far from porridge adverts.
I am either ridiculously impressed with voice recognition or completely baffled.

"Dive Source SCUBA Watersports" Did you mean, Dinosaurs School for Watersports?

No. But please take me there, smartphone.


We see this kind of shit in Wales all the time.

I like this. I like how you handled this. You could've come right out and been "Some guy cunted that sheep," but you went subtle.
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