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Top 40 of (Musical- ed) Rape

Postby Hamwise » Tue May 05, 2009 4:43 pm

This is a new recurring concept I would like to populate our forum with.

Basically, the purpose of this thread is to state a song, written or performed by a genuinely talented singer/songwriter, that has subsequently been raped by a different, often younger artist.

I shall begin with mentioning Hallelujah, written by the excellent singer/songwriter Leonard Cohen, and performed of course by the superb Jeff Buckley. Raped, however, by Alexandra Burke, a passionless corporate drone.
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Re: Top 40 of Rape

Postby EMM » Tue May 05, 2009 5:55 pm

Atomic Kitten raped Blondie's song, whatever that was called.
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Re: Top 40 of Rape

Postby Starky » Fri May 15, 2009 9:02 pm

Cameo's generational piece 'Word Up' has been raped successively by Mel B and Korn.
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smr wrote:This is a thread I wasn't sure was exactly suitable for the "Sports" forum :P


True, but we sadly don't have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.

Brainwave: we should have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.


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Re: Top 40 of (Musical- ed) Rape

Postby Iakobus1 » Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:17 am

"Under the Bridge" by RHCP.

All Saints.

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Re: Top 40 of (Musical- ed) Rape

Postby smr » Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:15 pm

It's like I know the song but I can't tell through all the blood coming from ears?
I am either ridiculously impressed with voice recognition or completely baffled.

"Dive Source SCUBA Watersports" Did you mean, Dinosaurs School for Watersports?

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We see this kind of shit in Wales all the time.

I like this. I like how you handled this. You could've come right out and been "Some guy cunted that sheep," but you went subtle.
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Re: Top 40 of (Musical- ed) Rape

Postby Starky » Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:51 pm

Iakobus1 wrote:
smr wrote:This is a thread I wasn't sure was exactly suitable for the "Sports" forum :P


True, but we sadly don't have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.

Brainwave: we should have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.


Jose Mourinho wrote:The style of how we play is very important. But it is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem.


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Re: Top 40 of (Musical- ed) Rape

Postby smr » Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:29 pm

Christmas number 1? Get Rage Against the Machine off the charts?
I am either ridiculously impressed with voice recognition or completely baffled.

"Dive Source SCUBA Watersports" Did you mean, Dinosaurs School for Watersports?

No. But please take me there, smartphone.


We see this kind of shit in Wales all the time.

I like this. I like how you handled this. You could've come right out and been "Some guy cunted that sheep," but you went subtle.
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Re: Top 40 of (Musical- ed) Rape

Postby Hamwise » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:00 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GncK6IuY8OA

The classic, frequently covered song 'Such Great Heights', raped by and for the generation of floppy fringes and tight jeans.
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Re: Top 40 of (Musical- ed) Rape

Postby Amps » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:29 pm

I like Iron & Wine's version of the song better than the original. Very mellow. That, however, is aural molestation.
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Re: Top 40 of (Musical- ed) Rape

Postby EMM » Tue Mar 08, 2011 12:28 am



William Shatner absolutely rapes this Cee Lo Green song. PMSL
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