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Postby Starky » Wed May 20, 2009 6:39 pm

I'd like to carry on a Bantermarket tradition that has been sorely missing on PoT so far.

Let's get the ball rolling - apparently, Kimmy loves a good tipple, cognac being his preference:

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/01/08/wbr.kim.jong.il/

It's quite striking to see that our fun-figure can buy his bev at over two-thirds the average annual salary of a North Korean.
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smr wrote:This is a thread I wasn't sure was exactly suitable for the "Sports" forum :P


True, but we sadly don't have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.

Brainwave: we should have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.


Jose Mourinho wrote:The style of how we play is very important. But it is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem.


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Re: Links Thread

Postby smr » Wed May 20, 2009 6:52 pm

Very good shout. Bring back random's links:

Clip-on ties
I am either ridiculously impressed with voice recognition or completely baffled.

"Dive Source SCUBA Watersports" Did you mean, Dinosaurs School for Watersports?

No. But please take me there, smartphone.


We see this kind of shit in Wales all the time.

I like this. I like how you handled this. You could've come right out and been "Some guy cunted that sheep," but you went subtle.
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Re: Links Thread

Postby smr » Thu May 21, 2009 5:50 pm

I am either ridiculously impressed with voice recognition or completely baffled.

"Dive Source SCUBA Watersports" Did you mean, Dinosaurs School for Watersports?

No. But please take me there, smartphone.


We see this kind of shit in Wales all the time.

I like this. I like how you handled this. You could've come right out and been "Some guy cunted that sheep," but you went subtle.
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Re: Links Thread

Postby Hamwise » Mon May 25, 2009 9:29 pm

#MakeBMGreatAgain

New Zealanders have lapsed "into a lack of passion bordering on inertness". If a New Zealander feels a bout of passion coming on, "he goes and paints a roof". (Gordon McLauchlan)
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Re: Links Thread

Postby Starky » Thu May 28, 2009 10:37 pm

I HAVE AN URBAN DICTIONARY ENTRY YESSS!!!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=slange
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smr wrote:This is a thread I wasn't sure was exactly suitable for the "Sports" forum :P


True, but we sadly don't have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.

Brainwave: we should have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.


Jose Mourinho wrote:The style of how we play is very important. But it is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem.


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Re: Links Thread

Postby smr » Fri May 29, 2009 5:06 am

Re: Urban dictionary. Emily isn't a little wrong, she's UTTERLY wrong about what "slange" means. Also, if you think the most "asmazing"(sic) means how promiscuous someone is then you need to assess your priorities.

Reading the, you know, accurate, and sane definition makes me realise we've been half hearted with our toasting practice.
I am either ridiculously impressed with voice recognition or completely baffled.

"Dive Source SCUBA Watersports" Did you mean, Dinosaurs School for Watersports?

No. But please take me there, smartphone.


We see this kind of shit in Wales all the time.

I like this. I like how you handled this. You could've come right out and been "Some guy cunted that sheep," but you went subtle.
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Re: Links Thread

Postby smr » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:24 am

http://www.powells.com/blog/?p=6721

Is Science As Important As Football?
I am either ridiculously impressed with voice recognition or completely baffled.

"Dive Source SCUBA Watersports" Did you mean, Dinosaurs School for Watersports?

No. But please take me there, smartphone.


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I like this. I like how you handled this. You could've come right out and been "Some guy cunted that sheep," but you went subtle.
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Re: Links Thread

Postby Hamwise » Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:29 pm

#MakeBMGreatAgain

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Re: Links Thread

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Re: Links Thread

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