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Re: Forum game: Grim facts

Postby smr » Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:50 am

The Only Way is Essex is apparently worth £1.4 billion to the UK economy.
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Re: Forum game: Grim facts

Postby smr » Thu May 17, 2012 12:41 pm

The characters in Starfox are not wearing silver boots. They have had their legs amputated to avoid the blood rushing to their feet in high g manoeuvres.

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I am either ridiculously impressed with voice recognition or completely baffled.

"Dive Source SCUBA Watersports" Did you mean, Dinosaurs School for Watersports?

No. But please take me there, smartphone.


We see this kind of shit in Wales all the time.

I like this. I like how you handled this. You could've come right out and been "Some guy cunted that sheep," but you went subtle.
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Re: Forum game: Grim facts

Postby smr » Thu May 17, 2012 4:48 pm

You are statistically more likely to go jail in Illinois as governor than because you killed someone.
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I like this. I like how you handled this. You could've come right out and been "Some guy cunted that sheep," but you went subtle.
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Re: Forum game: Grim facts

Postby Hamwise » Thu May 17, 2012 5:08 pm

The characters in Starfox are not wearing silver boots. They have had their legs amputated to avoid the blood rushing to their feet in high g manoeuvres.


Which is retarded, because the blood would just then rush to their stumps.

Stupid foxes.
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Re: Forum game: Grim facts

Postby Iakobus1 » Thu May 17, 2012 9:33 pm

Made up story to account for some artist's random aesthetic decision.

Also:

Hamwise wrote:Which is retarded, because the blood would just then rush to their stumps.

Stupid foxes.


Not if they didn't have stumps.

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Re: Forum game: Grim facts

Postby Hamwise » Thu May 17, 2012 9:40 pm

If those thighs ain't fleshy, then it'd just rush to their furry little groins!

Stupid James.
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Re: Forum game: Grim facts

Postby Iakobus1 » Fri May 18, 2012 2:16 am

Well, there is less room in the groin than in 2 legs, is there?

Stupid, stupid Gooderham.
"I dunno how long I could be a vet before I got bored and started shagging stuff."

James: "You shouldn't have any problem getting a place in Camp America."
Eoghan: "Might be setting myself up here - why?"
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Re: Forum game: Grim facts

Postby Hamwise » Fri May 18, 2012 9:23 am

Oooh, maybe only in your puny groin, James.
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Re: Forum game: Grim facts

Postby smr » Fri May 18, 2012 9:25 am

Err... Gooderham, that's a tumour.

Waay! Testicular cancer joke!
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"Dive Source SCUBA Watersports" Did you mean, Dinosaurs School for Watersports?

No. But please take me there, smartphone.


We see this kind of shit in Wales all the time.

I like this. I like how you handled this. You could've come right out and been "Some guy cunted that sheep," but you went subtle.
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Re: Forum game: Grim facts

Postby smr » Fri May 18, 2012 5:21 pm

General Motors spends $30 million a year on its' cars Facebook pages.
I am either ridiculously impressed with voice recognition or completely baffled.

"Dive Source SCUBA Watersports" Did you mean, Dinosaurs School for Watersports?

No. But please take me there, smartphone.


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I like this. I like how you handled this. You could've come right out and been "Some guy cunted that sheep," but you went subtle.
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