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John Witherspoon

Postby smr » Sun Nov 15, 2015 8:11 pm

Oh aye, did I tell you about my trip to paisley abbey?
I was surprised by all the American tourists but it turns out there's a Renfrewshire founding father
John Knox Witherspoon claimed to be a descendant of John Knox and Reese Witherspoon claims to be a descendant of the founding father so if you believe everyone Reese Witherspoon is a direct descendant of John Knox
I also discovered that John Witherspoon was imprisoned in Doune Castle following the battle of falkirk and escaped on a ladder made of knotted blankets
I am either ridiculously impressed with voice recognition or completely baffled.

"Dive Source SCUBA Watersports" Did you mean, Dinosaurs School for Watersports?

No. But please take me there, smartphone.

We see this kind of shit in Wales all the time.

I like this. I like how you handled this. You could've come right out and been "Some guy cunted that sheep," but you went subtle.
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