This thread has always been a staple of the Bantermarket zeitgeist, so I think it's only appropriate that it is resurrected well.












Boo ya.
Iakobus1 wrote:smr wrote:This is a thread I wasn't sure was exactly suitable for the "Sports" forum
True, but we sadly don't have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.
Brainwave: we should have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.
Jose Mourinho wrote:The style of how we play is very important. But it is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem.
I am either ridiculously impressed with voice recognition or completely baffled.
"Dive Source SCUBA Watersports" Did you mean, Dinosaurs School for Watersports?
No. But please take me there, smartphone.
We see this kind of shit in Wales all the time.
I like this. I like how you handled this. You could've come right out and been "Some guy cunted that sheep," but you went subtle.
Iakobus1 wrote:smr wrote:This is a thread I wasn't sure was exactly suitable for the "Sports" forum
True, but we sadly don't have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.
Brainwave: we should have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.
Jose Mourinho wrote:The style of how we play is very important. But it is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem.
I am either ridiculously impressed with voice recognition or completely baffled.
"Dive Source SCUBA Watersports" Did you mean, Dinosaurs School for Watersports?
No. But please take me there, smartphone.
We see this kind of shit in Wales all the time.
I like this. I like how you handled this. You could've come right out and been "Some guy cunted that sheep," but you went subtle.
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