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Funny Pictures / Videos

Postby Amps » Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:41 pm

Yeah, It's that time again fellow musketeers.

This thread has always been a staple of the Bantermarket zeitgeist, so I think it's only appropriate that it is resurrected well.

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Boo ya.
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Re: Funny Pictures / Videos

Postby Hamwise » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:38 am

Beat us all to it again.

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Re: Funny Pictures / Videos

Postby Starky » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:47 pm

Iakobus1 wrote:
smr wrote:This is a thread I wasn't sure was exactly suitable for the "Sports" forum :P


True, but we sadly don't have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.

Brainwave: we should have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.


Jose Mourinho wrote:The style of how we play is very important. But it is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem.


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Re: Funny Pictures / Videos

Postby smr » Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:54 pm

Ok, since Starky did it first I'm just going to copy him but with a different perversion. (You actually might want to turn the sound up for this one)



And guys? I got this from the METRO.
I am either ridiculously impressed with voice recognition or completely baffled.

"Dive Source SCUBA Watersports" Did you mean, Dinosaurs School for Watersports?

No. But please take me there, smartphone.


We see this kind of shit in Wales all the time.

I like this. I like how you handled this. You could've come right out and been "Some guy cunted that sheep," but you went subtle.
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Re: Funny Pictures / Videos

Postby Starky » Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:07 pm

That's not quite as bad since he wasn't sick.
Iakobus1 wrote:
smr wrote:This is a thread I wasn't sure was exactly suitable for the "Sports" forum :P


True, but we sadly don't have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.

Brainwave: we should have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.


Jose Mourinho wrote:The style of how we play is very important. But it is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem.


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Re: Funny Pictures / Videos

Postby smr » Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:18 pm

True, but for some evolutionary reason the canine penis actually expands like a barb during copulation to hold itself in. That's why the cat's legs are moving but it's not going anywhere. The addition of porno music is just because the internet can.

The fact the dog apparently orgasms (since the other dog is able to get away) and simultaneously vomits and then has a lick at the pool of sick really makes the first video. It comes from absolutely no where, I had to rewind to confirm what I was seeing.
I am either ridiculously impressed with voice recognition or completely baffled.

"Dive Source SCUBA Watersports" Did you mean, Dinosaurs School for Watersports?

No. But please take me there, smartphone.


We see this kind of shit in Wales all the time.

I like this. I like how you handled this. You could've come right out and been "Some guy cunted that sheep," but you went subtle.
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Re: Funny Pictures / Videos

Postby Amps » Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:01 am

I could really have done with remaining uninformed about that subject, Steveo :cry:

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Re: Funny Pictures / Videos

Postby shovelin » Fri Apr 17, 2009 11:19 am

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Re: Funny Pictures / Videos

Postby EMM » Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:09 pm

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Don't be frightened little Magikarp we all like a good steak here, and not a flailing splashing useless malformed pre-Gyarados shitebag.
HOW CAN YOU HAVE YOUR PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT?
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Re: Funny Pictures / Videos

Postby Hamwise » Sat Apr 18, 2009 5:51 pm

What do you get when you cross crazy Dutchmen, death metal stylings, and Japanese cartoon advertisements? This, apparently.

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