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Postby Starky » Tue Jan 03, 2012 7:57 am

Post funny/insightful/amazing videos here!

I'll start us off with the classic:

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Jose Mourinho wrote:The style of how we play is very important. But it is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem.


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Re: Football videos

Postby Iakobus1 » Tue Jan 03, 2012 2:24 pm

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Re: Football videos

Postby Iakobus1 » Tue Jan 03, 2012 2:30 pm

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Re: Football videos

Postby Starky » Mon Jan 09, 2012 6:29 pm

Fantastic goals. Here's something less stratospheric:



Also I saw this on the Ahly Facebook page a while back. I imagine Se'oud is still under police guard.



What's more, he got booked as well.
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smr wrote:This is a thread I wasn't sure was exactly suitable for the "Sports" forum :P


True, but we sadly don't have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.

Brainwave: we should have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.


Jose Mourinho wrote:The style of how we play is very important. But it is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem.


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Re: Football videos

Postby EMM » Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:36 am

Yeah you're not allowed to stop in the run up to taking a penalty. Its also a bookable offence to be that shit.



Yeah we get it. It was a goal. Staying with the theme of David Seaman being made an absolute idiot out of...

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Re: Football videos

Postby Iakobus1 » Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:49 pm

and yet



What the actual CUNT, Seaman, seriously.
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Re: Football videos

Postby Starky » Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:49 pm

The sadistic glee of the commentary in the England-Macedonia gets me every time.
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smr wrote:This is a thread I wasn't sure was exactly suitable for the "Sports" forum :P


True, but we sadly don't have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.

Brainwave: we should have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.


Jose Mourinho wrote:The style of how we play is very important. But it is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem.


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Re: Football videos

Postby Iakobus1 » Thu Jan 12, 2012 3:03 am

Not for the faint hearted.



Gruesome replay at 0:40
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Re: Football videos

Postby Starky » Tue Jan 24, 2012 1:53 am

^ OH MAN



Is the goalie that shit, or is he just paralysed by surprise?
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smr wrote:This is a thread I wasn't sure was exactly suitable for the "Sports" forum :P


True, but we sadly don't have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.

Brainwave: we should have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.


Jose Mourinho wrote:The style of how we play is very important. But it is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem.


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Re: Football videos

Postby Starky » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:00 am



Probably some kind of joke about nutrition and vodka or whatever as per. You can all make up something funny for yourselves, no doubt.
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True, but we sadly don't have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.

Brainwave: we should have a "Furious Masturbation" forum.


Jose Mourinho wrote:The style of how we play is very important. But it is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem.


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